NAPPY BIRTHDAY 

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It’s your birthday today, at least that’s what they say 
But whether it’s true you haven’t a clue 
So you go with the flow and you act like a pro 
And hope that the crow in your mouth doesn’t show 
Nappy Birthday to you 
Nappy Birthday to you 

If there’s candles to blow you’re in trouble you know 
Because hot air and puns won’t get the job done 
You’ll huff and you’ll puff and get red in the face 
And forget why you ever came into that place 
Nappy Birthday to you 
Nappy Birthday to you 

So schedule a nap and then go take a crap 
So when you blow hard your ass won’t discard 
It seems pretty clear to avoid all the fear 
Stressed and depressed, napping is best 
Nappy Birthday to you 
Nappy Birthday to you 

So play the smart money, don’t try to be funny 
Don’t make a big flap, just go take a nap 
Nappy Birthday to you, even one more will do 
Between trips to the loo they all seem brand new 
Nappy Birthday to you 
Nappy Birthday to you 
Nappy Birthday to you