NAPPY BIRTHDAY
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It’s your birthday today, at least that’s what they say
But whether it’s true you haven’t a clue
So you go with the flow and you act like a pro
And hope that the crow in your mouth doesn’t show
Nappy Birthday to you
Nappy Birthday to you
If there’s candles to blow you’re in trouble you know
Because hot air and puns won’t get the job done
You’ll huff and you’ll puff and get red in the face
And forget why you ever came into that place
Nappy Birthday to you
Nappy Birthday to you
So schedule a nap and then go take a crap
So when you blow hard your ass won’t discard
It seems pretty clear to avoid all the fear
Stressed and depressed, napping is best
Nappy Birthday to you
Nappy Birthday to you
So play the smart money, don’t try to be funny
Don’t make a big flap, just go take a nap
Nappy Birthday to you, even one more will do
Between trips to the loo they all seem brand new
Nappy Birthday to you
Nappy Birthday to you
Nappy Birthday to you